i promise not to take it against you

i know that even after that amazing game 5 shot, some of you are still unbelievers. i know that even with game 1 of the western conference finals under our belts, some of you will continue making kobe jokes.

it's okay. we understand. we laker fans are used to people being envious of our team's success.

but, if like the pilot, you realize at this point in the season that the lakers do rule, don't worry.

i won't take it against you. see you in game two.

update! so we lost game two. we had to make the timberwolves feel a little better about themselves.