you did what?

how could you have been so stupid?

how could you have gone to chico's? how could you have gone when both of you haven't been there before and you didn't really know what to expect there?

how could you have moved on to padi's at 11 p.m.? how could you have danced with men you didn't know, sat down with them, and ate the food they set before you?

how could you have violated curfew -- knowing very well that after curfew they don't really look for you anymore and you could be dead and they'd be none the wiser -- just to go dancing and dancing and dancing?

how could you have shared a cab with two strangers?

how could you have allowed the cab driver to bring you all the way to espana?

how could you have gone out without a cellphone?

you two were very very very lucky. you better be thanking god non-stop for the next couple of months.

cause honestly, what you did was pretty stupid. and had they brought you to ongpin, the next time i'd know anything about you would be when i read your name in the metro pages.

i know that there's so many things we're at odds with, but with you doing these things plus you doing that other stupid thing which might leave you a very pregnant kid make me want to just hit you with a bat to knock some sense into you!