a third boob

i do not know what sleeping early does to me -- aside from preventing me to study -- but last night i dreamt that i had a third boob.

you read it right. nestled somewhere below the right one, a little towards the center was a significantly smaller but nonetheless distinct third boob.

it so freaked me out that i woke up frantically clutching that space right above my tummy. thankfully, not even a tiny pimple was in sight. it was nice, clean, and best of all, boob free.